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[iwasinvisible]

[Why are you all like this. She thought the jokes about orgies were bad enough.

Course all that's gone from her mind when she looks at the selfie and then jerks up into a sitting at attention stare.]

Is that the fucking NECRONOMICON

[Hey she watched movies and read stupid amounts of Lovecraft, okay. Besides that though --]

Yeah no, my Betelgeuse is bad enough. Both of you together with THAT book is the absolute last thing I need in my life.

[Cause surely if she summons one of them she gets both of them. Or a bonus cartoon one.]

[macarthurpark]

[ That should be the plot for the third movie. A crossover called Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice: Crisis of Infinite BJs (pay me, Tim). ]

Clever girl. Too bad you're no fun.

[iwasinvisible]

[This is utter brilliance. We'll work on the first draft of the script immediately.]

I'm loads of fun but I'm not stupid or unfair.

Most of the time.

[She'll admit it, maybe stabbing a man when he's feeling a lot of feelings is sort of unfair and all.]